purely for my amusement

Aaaaaauuuggghhh!

Joe sets up his friend Mike on a blind date with a young
lady-friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going
out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if
she's really unattractive?" says Mike. "I'll be stuck with
her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet
her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes
as planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and
fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she
comes out he is awe-struck at how attractive and sexy she
is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

posted by kanigi @ 3:13 PM