The Collision
A woman and a man get into a head on collision on a quiet rural highway.Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the drivers are hurt. After crawling out of their cars, the woman says "So you're a man, interesting. WOW! Look at our cars, there's nothing left. We are fortunate that we are unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet, be friends, and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied, " I agree with you completely: this must be a sign !"
The woman continued, "And look at this (pulling something from the wreckage). Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely someone wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
The man shakes his head in agreement and she hands him the bottle. He opens it and takes a few big swigs in toast to their good fortune. Then he hands the bottle back to the woman, who immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, confused, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police."
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