purely for my amusement

Beard

A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she
requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard,
but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do
it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice.

"Oh really, I can't," he replied. "She loves it."

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave
in. That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she
was sleeping. The wife woke up and sleepily felt his face and
said "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be
home soon."

posted by kanigi @ 9:16 PM