purely for my amusement

Etiquette class

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to
her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl
from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you
needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going to take a piss."

The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on
your part."

Johnny replied, "Sorry, but I need to go to the toilet. I'll
be back in a minute."

The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word
'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."

So Charlie says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I
have to go shake hands with a personal friend whom I hope to be
able to introduce you to after dinner."

posted by kanigi @ 11:12 PM