purely for my amusement

Man of the house

The husband had just finished the book "Man of the House". He
stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want
you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is
law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when
I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a tasty dessert
afterward. Then, after dinner and dessert, you're going to
draw me a bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director."

posted by kanigi @ 9:26 PM