purely for my amusement

Food

A man was walking through the desert had not eaten for days. He came across a church, went in, knelt at the alter and prayed, "Good God give me some food!"

As if by magic a lump of meat dropped at his feet. Overjoyed he ate the food. He came back every day with the same request, and everyday he was rewarded until one day a hand dropped at
his feet.

Puzzled he looked up... There was a leper painting the ceiling.

posted by kanigi @ 5:40 PM