purely for my amusement

Jailed

Three cellmates in a Cuban jail compared notes. "I was jailed for coming to work late," complained the first. "They said I was trying to upset the productivity quota."

"Me, I came to work early." said the second. "They said this proved I was a capitalist spy."

"And I am here for always getting to work on time," added the third. "They said that proved I had an American watch."

posted by kanigi @ 1:06 AM