purely for my amusement

4 groups.

I was eavsdropping on Magilla talking on the speakerphone.

"Let me explain a little something to you," he said rather calmly. "Human beings are amazingly similar. In fact, all the people of the world can be separated into four groups: Those that contain confusion, those that promote confusion and the confused."

"That's only three groups," said the man on the phone. "What is the fourth group?"

"Oh, yeah," said Magilla, "that would be the total fuck-ups-- That's the group you belong to."

posted by kanigi @ 12:09 AM