purely for my amusement

Right-click

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me exactly what you have
done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click.'"

posted by kanigi @ 11:49 PM