purely for my amusement

New puppies

One day, when Little Johnny was about 6 years old, he and his father went to look at some puppies. When he came home, he ran up to his mom and informed her that there were four
puppies. Three were boys and one was a girl.

His mother was impressed and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

"Well," says Little Johnny, "the girl was brown colored, but all the boys were black."

"Yes, dear, but how did the color tell you if they were male or female?" asked his mother.

Exasperated, Little Johnny retorted, "The color doesn't tell you, silly, the black ones all had cocks."

posted by kanigi @ 1:08 PM